On the first day of service, my technician showed to me a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the second day of service my technician showed to me two lanterflies and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the third day of service my technician showed to me three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the fourth day of service my technician showed to me four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the fifth day of service my technician showed to me five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the sixth day of service my technician showed to me six tiger beetles. Five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the seventh day of service my technician showed to me seven milkweed beetles, six tiger beetles. Five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the eighth day of service my technician showed to me eight lightning bugs, seven milkweed beetles, six tiger beetles. Five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the ninth day of service my technician showed to me nine cinnabar moths, eight lightning bugs, seven milkweed beetles, six tiger beetles. Five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the tenth day of service my technician showed to me ten green beetles, nine cinnabar moths, eight lightning bugs, seven milkweed beetles, six tiger beetles. Five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the eleventh day of service my technician showed to me eleven giraffe weevils, ten green beetles, nine cinnabar moths, eight lightning bugs, seven milkweed beetles, six tiger beetles. Five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the twelfth day of service my technician showed to me twelve Christmas beetles, eleven giraffe weevils, ten green beetles, nine cinnabar moths, eight lightning bugs, seven milkweed beetles, six tiger beetles. Five cotton stainers! Four clover mites, three praying mantis, two lanternflies, and a lady bug in my Christmas tree.
On the thirteenth day of service, I finally got a TotalHome™ protection plan. Merry Pestmas!